Let's get one thing straight people! I don't owe any of you anything! So get off my back!!! Ever considered the fact that I might have a reason for not blogging?? Have you??? Have... you?!?! *degenerates into violent sobbing*
OH GOD!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!! WHY?!?!!?!
Alright everyone, you deserve an explanation.
I havn't blogged for a while now because I... I...
I'm suffering from a psychological ailment commonly known as... *holds back tears*... 'blog envy'.
Laugh if you must, for there's no hiding it: I, Llowyn Ball, have a small blog.
When I look around online at all of your blogs, I see such... volume, such... substance. I see how big your blogs are in comparison to mine, and how they deliver so much more satisfaction than mine ever could...
Alleah's blog, for example. Not only is it prodigious in size, but how it's contents are wielded grants the reader an increadible amount of satisfaction.
Neale's blog, though not quite as lengthy as Alleah's, is, when it comes to what is written there, nothing short of GIRTHY... My words could never truly possess the depth his words so easily have.
Barbara's blog, while only average in size, grants to it's readers emotional fulfilment on a level that I could never hope to attain.
I have not blogged because... I have an inferior blog. Well, I'll be off to shoot myself now. Goodnight.
OH GOD!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!! WHY?!?!!?!
Alright everyone, you deserve an explanation.
I havn't blogged for a while now because I... I...
I'm suffering from a psychological ailment commonly known as... *holds back tears*... 'blog envy'.
Laugh if you must, for there's no hiding it: I, Llowyn Ball, have a small blog.
When I look around online at all of your blogs, I see such... volume, such... substance. I see how big your blogs are in comparison to mine, and how they deliver so much more satisfaction than mine ever could...
Alleah's blog, for example. Not only is it prodigious in size, but how it's contents are wielded grants the reader an increadible amount of satisfaction.
Neale's blog, though not quite as lengthy as Alleah's, is, when it comes to what is written there, nothing short of GIRTHY... My words could never truly possess the depth his words so easily have.
Barbara's blog, while only average in size, grants to it's readers emotional fulfilment on a level that I could never hope to attain.
I have not blogged because... I have an inferior blog. Well, I'll be off to shoot myself now. Goodnight.
posted by Kahloke | 10:22 PM
4 Comments:
You shoot yourself and I'll have to become a necrofeliac! er... Just kidding?
*bang*
*preforms an impresive bit of magic, if she doesn't say so herself, and brings you back from the beyond!*
Hmm... altogether creepy.
I also have an impressive blog, but at one point it was very small.
The more you use it, the bigger it get, you know (or rather don't...).
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