Ladies and gentlemen, back by unpopular demand, it's...
THE KAISER!
*ahem*... Llowyn is here too. *looks about nervously*
Well, it's been a while folks, but I have returned. To post. On my blog.
Anyways, funny story about this here blog o' mine... You all are undoubtedly aware of my not posting-ness. Well, I've a confession to make.
The last few days, I havn't been doing so simply to piss you lovable lugs off.
Now, before I have broken bottles, rotten vegetables and assorted other bits of refuse thrown at me, I'd like to point out that... ok, I have no real reason. Fire away.
*To quote Mark Twain: "Let us draw the veil of charity over the scene"
AAAANyyyyways.
What's new in Llowyn-land, might any of you be wondering? Anyone at all?? ... nah, didn't think so.
I've begun a poll. Anyone interested in voting, please, just answer yes or no to the following question:
"Is Barbara the most stunningly awesome person on the face of the Earth?"
The answers available are as follows:
"Yes, she is the most wonderful person on the face of the Earth"
-or-
"No, she is not the most wonderful person on the face of the Earth, and I would like to be beaten with a large pool noodle by Llowyn"
I should point out that the aforementioned pool noodle beating threat will be strictly enforced :p
In other news, a busload of nuns was destroyed on Highway 8.
In more serious news, I've begun actively pursuing post secondary institutions regarding music training. And by pursuing, I mean that I've begun systematically chasing university professors down the street in the MG, screaming to them that I'll let them go if they grant me probationary admission into their post secondary institution.
It is unfortunate that all of the individuals I have so far aproached have held fast to their principles.
"So long, and thanks for all the fish"
THE KAISER!
*ahem*... Llowyn is here too. *looks about nervously*
Well, it's been a while folks, but I have returned. To post. On my blog.
Anyways, funny story about this here blog o' mine... You all are undoubtedly aware of my not posting-ness. Well, I've a confession to make.
The last few days, I havn't been doing so simply to piss you lovable lugs off.
Now, before I have broken bottles, rotten vegetables and assorted other bits of refuse thrown at me, I'd like to point out that... ok, I have no real reason. Fire away.
*To quote Mark Twain: "Let us draw the veil of charity over the scene"
AAAANyyyyways.
What's new in Llowyn-land, might any of you be wondering? Anyone at all?? ... nah, didn't think so.
I've begun a poll. Anyone interested in voting, please, just answer yes or no to the following question:
"Is Barbara the most stunningly awesome person on the face of the Earth?"
The answers available are as follows:
"Yes, she is the most wonderful person on the face of the Earth"
-or-
"No, she is not the most wonderful person on the face of the Earth, and I would like to be beaten with a large pool noodle by Llowyn"
I should point out that the aforementioned pool noodle beating threat will be strictly enforced :p
In other news, a busload of nuns was destroyed on Highway 8.
In more serious news, I've begun actively pursuing post secondary institutions regarding music training. And by pursuing, I mean that I've begun systematically chasing university professors down the street in the MG, screaming to them that I'll let them go if they grant me probationary admission into their post secondary institution.
It is unfortunate that all of the individuals I have so far aproached have held fast to their principles.
"So long, and thanks for all the fish"

6 Comments:
*blush blush blush* I vote... No. Now beat me with a pool noodle. Coincidentally, you'd need to see me to do it :D *cough*cometomalaspina*cough*
wow, what a sexual phrase, beat me with a pool noodle. do I hear some sighing going on, maybe some gasping in pleasure???
(that's what you get for ignoring us for so long, Mr. Evil!)
so, you are back. How excellent. Anyways, while Barbara is an excellent friend of mine ( boy, do I know how to pick em') I maybe wouldnt say she is the MOST fantastic. Although right now, i couldnt tell you who is. So maybe im wrong, and it IS Barbara. Well, beat me with a pool noodle!
*rolls eyes* Alleah, unlike the rest of us, Llowyn isn't a trendy blog follower. He might just have other things to do with his life than post :p
yeah right, like "BE SILENT" with you???? (*giggle*)
HEY! I told you what I meant by that! And if you think we're having another argument about Llowyn posting and what-not, then you're going to get the what-for!
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