Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, for your dancing pleasure... Jack Nicholson singing the Mr. Rogers song!
Folks, I'll leave the rest to your imagination; for some reason, I find the concept of Jack Nicholson singing 'Won't you be my neighbour' in a seedy nightclub amusing. Sorry. Not funny I know. I'm sorry.
There was an article today on the radio about the commercialization of Che Guevara's image, and how that fundamentally contradicts everything that he stood for. I talked with Barb (whi ch, I'd like to point out, made my day) about it for a little while online, although I suspect I bored her slightly... *sigh*
Incidentally, I've decided to continue my Late Night Show diatribe, not because I think it to be meritous, but rather because I lack any better ideas...
dun dun da da dun da dun da dun dun da doo dun dun da da dun da My Corona!!!!... You had to be there. Being spontanious is, in my opinion, the most fun one will ever have. I walked past a photo of the sun during an eclipse, a nd without thinking, launched myself into singing My Sharona, replacing Sharona with corona... Loser, right over here! P.T. Barnum proudly presents the World's Greatest Loser!!!!!!!!
Did you know you have big ears?
You have big ears you know.
May I tu rn them t'wards the sky
so I could watch my favourite show?
The TV satellites way up high
that transmit down to your lobes below, can send, recieve, and even spy,
but best of all have HBO.
Please lend me your ears, just for a day!
I have so much to watch, and so little dough.
Cable is so cruel in one insidious way -
$74.95 just to watch your favourite show!
It’s highway robbery! It’s not ok!
I’ve just got to see Homer Simpson go “D’oh!”
So will you lend me your ears? What do you say?
... no
I've no clue. I decided to write it. The product of a deranged mind.
Incidentally, I would like my tombstone to bear a simple quote by Donleavy: I am gone but not forgiven :p
Goodnight Wisconsin.m
Folks, I'll leave the rest to your imagination; for some reason, I find the concept of Jack Nicholson singing 'Won't you be my neighbour' in a seedy nightclub amusing. Sorry. Not funny I know. I'm sorry.
There was an article today on the radio about the commercialization of Che Guevara's image, and how that fundamentally contradicts everything that he stood for. I talked with Barb (whi ch, I'd like to point out, made my day) about it for a little while online, although I suspect I bored her slightly... *sigh*
Incidentally, I've decided to continue my Late Night Show diatribe, not because I think it to be meritous, but rather because I lack any better ideas...
dun dun da da dun da dun da dun dun da doo dun dun da da dun da My Corona!!!!... You had to be there. Being spontanious is, in my opinion, the most fun one will ever have. I walked past a photo of the sun during an eclipse, a nd without thinking, launched myself into singing My Sharona, replacing Sharona with corona... Loser, right over here! P.T. Barnum proudly presents the World's Greatest Loser!!!!!!!!
Did you know you have big ears?
You have big ears you know.
May I tu rn them t'wards the sky
so I could watch my favourite show?
The TV satellites way up high
that transmit down to your lobes below, can send, recieve, and even spy,
but best of all have HBO.
Please lend me your ears, just for a day!
I have so much to watch, and so little dough.
Cable is so cruel in one insidious way -
$74.95 just to watch your favourite show!
It’s highway robbery! It’s not ok!
I’ve just got to see Homer Simpson go “D’oh!”
So will you lend me your ears? What do you say?
... no
I've no clue. I decided to write it. The product of a deranged mind.
Incidentally, I would like my tombstone to bear a simple quote by Donleavy: I am gone but not forgiven :p
Goodnight Wisconsin.m
posted by Kahloke | 1:27 AM
2 Comments:
I wasn't bored! I found it really interesting, as a matter of fact. I was just in a funny mood... Sorry if it came out as boredom :(
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
my Corona...you are a nerd! :) *loves*!
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