In the not-quite two month period of time where I neglected to blog, many interesting and surprising things occurred. AND NONE OF YOU WILL EVER FIND OUT WHAT THEY WERE!! MUAH HA HA HA...

ahem. Actually, nothing much happened.

Ok, I'm living in a friggin' frat house. I'm not kidding here. My mom leaves town for the weekend, and sure enough, Evan's friends Larry Curly and Moe arrive. Within an hour, the place was in shambles... you know that episode of the Simpsons, where Marge leaves and then the house is a complete disaster, the sink's flooding and stuff's on fire? NO EXAGGERATION. The toilet flooded within half an hour, and their "Toast Orgy" as they called it ended up sending the toaster oven into flames. One of his friends, I don't really care which one, decided that it would be fun to scream "Lick my balls" out the window into a playground full of 5 year olds.

I need out. I just... need... out...

Calgary in 3 days...

I'm starting to have doubts about my "Smoky and the Bandit" remake idea. I think my time would be better spent making my own 50's B movie: "ZOMBIE JESUS"!!!! This of course could (IF we get the funding for it) lead to a sequel: "BRIDE OF ZOMBIE JESUS". Though I have already gotten several threatening letters, I feel that I am expressing my take on the resurrection of Christ. hee hee... Mel Gibson, your hit movie is my precedent... muah ha ha ha ha!!!!