Alright, this post isn't a lie...

Talking to people online is the most frustrating thing ever. It doesn't allow for the basic things that a conversation needs - eye contact, body language, actually hearing the person talking so you know how sarcastic they're being...
Then you get to the part where you're talking to a person that you havn't seen for a long time... you chat, but it's about nothing and the conversation goes nowhere... you don't know what actually is going on in the other person's life like you do when you're talking to someone from school or something... until it gets to the point in time where it's just "what's up? "not much" "cool"... *crickets chirp* I don't know... I wait for the day when teleportation is a reality, so I can beam to people and annoy them...

Onto more pressing matters, orange juice rules.