*looks around nervously*

uh... I am ppostting on my own free will. I am not... being coerced in any way shape or form to post this... This is my confession... *looks off camera, eyes bulge*... I confess that I willfully did not blog for over a week, because of a deep resentment towards my audience... I confess that it was this lack of moral fortitude... *terrified*... .... ... NO I won't lie! They've tortured me! They've beat-------- *single gunshot*