The House of Lies (Irritating It's Readers With Infrequent Posts Since 1927)

A house. Of lies. My life isn't interesting enough to tell the truth.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

T'was a good... *great* weekend. I shall nonetheless hang my head in shame for my strange behaviour and... hyperactivity...

Barbara is way too wonderful, folks. WAY too wonderful...

Also, my blog has become an obituaries column. What I didn't want to have happen has... happened... *eyes cross* As if this trek-free world couldn't have gotten even worse... Now Hunter S. Thompson has up and killed himself. That pisses me off. Shot to the head. Eh, when you think about it, though... it's a pretty Hunter S. way to go. It would've either been a shot to the head, or a drug induced 12 car pileup.

EVERYBODY IS DYING!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!

In other news... I am pleased to announce that the *joint* winners of the "Captain Haddock Award For Figuring Out What Llowyn Meant When He Said Something" are:

*drum roll*

The ubiquitous and mysterious... Mr. "K", for his brilliant work on warp theory, and the House of Lies field equation.

...and...

The delightfully spontanious and cuHRAYzee... Miss "PintosWowzone", for her practical implimentation of Mr. "K"'s revolutionary blogging theories. Though history may vilify you both for your work, the splitting of the House of Lies, and the subsequent obliteration of two entire cities will be remembered as signifigant moments in the history of humankind. We all know that you didn't have any way of forseeing the level of destruction that your work ultimately brought.

Floral arrangements and polished crystalline shapes will be deposited at your doorsteps soon.c

8 Comments:

Blogger barbara_mary said...

Firstly, I an more like way wonderfull NOT. Ha. Secondly because there are 13 comments on the lAST post, does that mean that we get a NEW post?

12:12 PM  
Blogger K said...

Well, as long as I'm remembered for something. Sometimes, I think it would be funny if Taiwan were communist & the mainland was 'democratic.' That was I would get to call everyone Comrade & be likewise called. My less than brilliant work on living in a foreign country can be found at http://kdobson.blogspot.com ...

rock on

4:47 AM  
Blogger barbara_mary said...

Ew. I got a twinge of jealousy when I read Spencers comment. *slaps my own wrist* Bad girlfriend!

8:34 AM  
Blogger barbara_mary said...

*jabs you with a squirrel and/or fake vampire teeth* You had a busy weekend. Post.

10:05 PM  
Blogger barbara_mary said...

*coughs* Yes, this is my third comment in a row. I had a great date tonight! Also, just because you're waiting for ten comments, that doesn't mean you can't post on the Failing blog.

10:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, I'd like to see the secret origin of the Captain Haddock Award. Also, hope your opening night went well. As well as can be expected, anyway.

10:40 AM  
Blogger barbara_mary said...

He's waiting for ten comments, which this comment happens to be. And so now he will post. I vote for a continuation of his life story.

9:08 PM  
Blogger VivaLaPinto said...

tis refreshing to be on a non-judgemental uncontroversies blog. Llowyn, I will share some of the ridiculous amount of comments on mine with you if it would intice you to post on le failing blog!

Also...what did I figure out? Clearly my rare moment of brilliance has now passed because I am once again thick Pinto.

(*I am sad, hug me.*)

12:24 PM  

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