I'm genuinely curious to see who reads this blog'o mine, so I'm calling on anyone who reads it to tell me so. I'm curious to see who is sailing aboard the good ship House of Lies. Buncha stowaways, that's what you are. Didn't have the common decency to pay your fare for passage, did you? 'Let's go to the new world', you said. 'Let's not pay the fare, let's put the fellows what run the ships out of business, let's keep their children hungry, because we're a fat lot of layabouts, that's what we are' you said.
Well, you no-goodnik commie punks, I've news for you. The free ride stops here. Yes sir, fees are now being instituted. All complaints and cheques are to be forwarded to:
Mr. Frank 'Kippers on Toast' Gilps
405-2860 West Kumalua Rd.
The Cayman Islands
Well, you no-goodnik commie punks, I've news for you. The free ride stops here. Yes sir, fees are now being instituted. All complaints and cheques are to be forwarded to:
Mr. Frank 'Kippers on Toast' Gilps
405-2860 West Kumalua Rd.
The Cayman Islands
posted by Kahloke | 11:20 PM
5 Comments:
crapdamn. Does this mean we can't silently stare at the slivers of your life that we must infer from your cryptic posts? HMM?? WHY MUST IT BE THIS WAY???
Weren't most people who got hauled off to the New World indentured servants? So being a stowaway meant that you’d be sold upon arrival. That’s a pretty big risk to take. But I suppose that shows how much we all love you. Enough to take on 4-7 years and a high chance of death!
At any rate, I read and you know it, so this was all rather pointless.
Oh, and I must applaud barbara_mary for her use of alliteration, as it highly amused me.
*flees*
I'm just a highly amusing girl. It's the way it is.
I read this blog. I read the hell out of this blog, and let me tell you something: My grandfather read this blog, and my father read this blog, and this land is as much ours as anyone's, so any citified hat-wearing revenuer what's got some damn piece of paper that says it ain't so can just spend the weekend picking birdshot out of his hind, or my name isn't Ricky Jay Boggs, Junior.
I most certaily read. and I call. Which is very significant I must say!
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